Private AI appliances
Your hardware.
Your calls.
Your files.
Two boxes for small firms and small businesses that refuse to rent their confidentiality — or their night shift — to someone else’s cloud.
Sale-ready · October 2026
The problem
Big firms buy private AI. Everyone else gets ChatGPT and hope.
- Cloud receptionists answer the phone — and keep the recordings.
- Sensitive work ends up pasted into public models.
- Small offices can’t staff 24/7 and can’t afford enterprise “private cloud” AI.
- Trust breaks either at the front desk or in the file room.
The product
Two appliances. Same Care. Different jobs.
Privacy NAS
B-Ai Privacy Box
$7,495
- On-prem matter vault + cited ask
- MailGuard — human approve before send
- Morning Brief · backups that fail loud
- For law & high-trust file work
Office Box
Personal Assistant
$2,995
- 24/7 receptionist on a cheaper 128GB box
- You own calls & recordings
- Assists bookkeeping, inventory, admin
- Human confirms before money moves
One keeps privileged files private. One keeps the front desk private.
Why now
Trust is the product. The MVP is already on metal.
- Professional rules & buyers both push away from public AI for real work.
- SMBs are done renting the night shift to a SaaS that owns the tape.
- Working stack: on-prem ask · approve-to-send · brief · vault drop · live checkout.
- October 4: packaging + go-to-market — not a science project.
The ask
Design partners. Clean raise. Boxes you can touch.
- Sale-ready for conference / pilots — both SKUs priced.
- Use of funds: inventory (NAS + PA hardware), Care ops, 1–2 hires.
- Near-term: paid pilots & show discounts — not spray-and-pray ads.
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Privacy Box · Office Box · Care on both
Derek — Banksy AI