The Banksy Box

Your firm's private AI.
Your office. No cloud.

One appliance that sits in your office and does the work of three: a private AI assistant for your whole firm, an AI phone receptionist, and an encrypted NAS for your files. All of it runs on hardware you own — your clients' data never touches anyone's cloud.

The receptionist answers our own line today: (631) 910-6840 — and the box publishes its own uptime at banksyai.com/status.

More than a receptionist

Three machines in one box

Most firms would buy these separately — AI software seats, an answering service, and a backup server. The Banksy Box is all three on one private appliance that never phones home.

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Private AI assistant

Your own AI, on your own hardware

A local AI for the whole firm — it drafts, summarizes, and works across your email, documents, and messages, answering from your files instead of the public internet. Nothing you type is sent to an outside AI vendor. It's the private alternative to typing client work into a public chatbot.

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AI phone receptionist

Answers every call, texts you every word

24/7 in English and Spanish, natural voice, full transcript to your phone after every call, tentative callback booking. This is the piece that's live today — call the line and hear it.

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Encrypted NAS

Secure storage & backup for the office

A 5-bay, encrypted network drive at the core of the box — shared storage and automatic backup for the whole firm, with optional encrypted box-to-box replication to a second location. Your files stay on your drives, in your building.

The receptionist, in detail

What the receptionist does

Every capability below is running right now on our own line. Call it. That's the demo.

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Answers every call

24/7, in English or Spanish today — it detects the caller's language and answers in kind, in a natural voice. 50+ more languages available on request.

02

You read everything

Every word a caller says lands in your messages moments after the hangup. Full transcript, every call, no exceptions.

03

Books callbacks — tentatively

Callers can request a call back. It pencils a tentative slot on your calendar and texts you. It never confirms anything — you do.

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Knows your callers

Keeps its own on-premise call log — repeat callers are flagged, silent hang-ups are noted, nothing is ever promised.

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Reports its own health

The box checks its own vitals every hour and publishes them — you always know it's up, and so do we if you want support.

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Runs on your hardware

The AI — transcription, reasoning, voice — runs entirely on the box in your office. Unplug the internet and it still thinks.

The trust model

Three rules, no exceptions

Designed by a practicing attorney for people whose calls — and files — are confidential.

The AI answers.

It greets, listens, takes the message, offers a callback, and assists your team with the work. It follows a script discipline: short answers, no improvised promises, no legal advice — ever.

The human reads everything.

Every caller word reaches you verbatim. Nothing is summarized away, filtered, or lost. You are the only decision-maker.

The building keeps the data.

Transcripts, recordings, call logs, calendars, documents — processed and stored on the box in your office. Not on OpenAI's servers. Not on ours.

Pricing

Two ways in — hosted line, or the full box

Start with the hosted receptionist, or own the full three-in-one appliance outright. Same trust model — the difference is how much of it lives in your building. Extra lines are $25/mo each, on every plan.

Hosted Solo

Receptionist only — one line, runs on our hardware
$199/mo
No setup fee. Cancel anytime. Extra lines $25/mo.
  • Dedicated business number
  • English + Spanish answering, 24/7
  • Every call transcribed to your phone
  • Tentative callback booking
  • Flat rate — no per-call meter
  • Data stored in our lab, never in the cloud
Start hosted

Hosted Firm

Receptionist for offices — three lines included
$399/mo
No setup fee. Cancel anytime. Extra lines $25/mo.
  • Everything in Hosted Solo
  • Three lines / attorneys included
  • Custom intake questions per line
  • Priority support
  • Data stored in our lab, never in the cloud
Start hosted
Founding member offer: the first 10 customers — hosted or box — lock in $99/mo for the life of their service. We're building this in public; you'll be part of the story.
Founding list

Not ready to call? Get on the list.

We're onboarding the first firms now. Leave your email and we'll reach out before the founding-member spots — $99/mo for the life of your service — fill up. No spam, no drip campaign; just a heads-up when it's your turn.

Your email stays with us — never sold, never handed to an AI vendor. That's the whole point of the product.

Straight answers

The honest fine print

"No cloud" means the AI and your data. A phone call has to travel through a phone carrier — that's what a phone call is. What never leaves your building: the transcription, the AI's reasoning, the voice synthesis, the assistant's work, your stored files, and every stored word. No AI API sees your callers or your documents. Ever.

The receptionist is live today; the box is shipping to founding firms. You can call the line right now and hear the receptionist — that piece is in daily use. The private AI assistant and the NAS ship on the box appliance itself, which we're installing for founding customers now. Reserve one and we'll tell you exactly where your unit is in line.

It is not a lawyer, and it says so. The receptionist takes messages and books tentative callbacks. It does not give legal advice, quote fees, or form an attorney-client relationship — and it's scripted so it can't accidentally try.

If it breaks, you'll know before you're embarrassed. Every box monitors itself hourly. With Banksy Care, we see a problem the same hour you would — usually before.

Your box keeps working even if you cancel Care. Care covers updates, monitoring, and support. Lapse it and you lose those — but we will never remotely disable a machine you own.

Don't take our word for it. Call it.

(631) 910-6840