The Office Box — Private AI for your front desk

A 24/7 receptionist and an office assistant — on one box you own.

One quiet appliance for a small business: an AI phone receptionist that answers every call day and night, plus an on-premises assistant that helps with the bookkeeping, inventory, and admin busywork. The calls, the recordings, and the files stay in your building.

The receptionist answers our own line today: (631) 910-6840. Call it — that's the demo.

The Office Box — a private AI appliance for your front desk
What it is

Two jobs, one box, no cloud AI vendor in the middle

Most small businesses juggle an answering service they don't control and a pile of admin nobody has time for. The Office Box does both on hardware that sits in your office. It answers your phone around the clock and lends a hand with the paperwork — and nothing it hears or handles is sent to an outside AI service or used to train one.

It's the same private-AI posture the big players are buying for themselves, sized and priced for a shop, a clinic, a trade, or a small office.

The receptionist

Answers every call. Texts you every word.

Live on our own line right now — every capability below is running today, not a mockup.

01

Answers 24/7

Day, night, weekends — in English and Spanish today, natural voice, 50+ more languages on request. It never sends a caller to voicemail.

02

You own the calls and the recordings

Every transcript and recording is yours, stored on your box in your building. Not on an AI vendor's servers, and not on ours. You read every word moments after the caller hangs up.

03

Books callbacks — tentatively

Callers can ask for a call back. It pencils a tentative slot and texts you. It never confirms anything and never quotes a price — you do.

04

Knows your callers

Keeps an on-premises call log — repeat callers flagged, silent hang-ups noted. Nothing promised, nothing improvised.

05

Sticks to a script

Short answers, no legal or medical advice, no made-up commitments. It takes the message and hands the decision to a human — you.

06

Runs on your hardware

Transcription, reasoning, and voice all run on the box. Unplug the internet and it still thinks.

The office assistant

A hand with the busywork — on your terms

A second lane on the same box helps your team with the routine office work, on-premises, with a human approving anything that matters.

Bookkeeping help

Reads receipts and statements, drafts categorized entries, and flags what looks off — so your books are closer to done before they reach your bookkeeper or CPA. It prepares; a person confirms.

Inventory & records

Keeps counts, reorder lists, and simple product or client records tidy and searchable. Ask in plain English, get an answer from your own data.

Admin workflows

Drafts routine emails and forms, organizes documents, and summarizes the long stuff. Anything outbound is drafted for your review — nothing leaves until you approve it.

The trust model

Three rules, no exceptions

The AI does the work.

It answers, listens, drafts, organizes, and takes the first pass at the busywork — following a tight script so it never improvises a promise.

The human decides.

Every caller word reaches you verbatim, and every draft, entry, or outbound message waits for your approval. You are the only decision-maker.

The building keeps the data.

Calls, recordings, transcripts, books, records — processed and stored on the box in your office. Not on a model vendor's cloud. Not on ours.

Scope & honesty

Straight about what it is — and isn't

What it does

  • Answers every call, 24/7, and texts you the transcript
  • Keeps the calls and recordings on your hardware
  • Drafts bookkeeping entries for a human to confirm
  • Keeps inventory, records, and admin tidy and searchable
  • Drafts routine email and forms for your review

What it is not

  • Not a replacement for your CPA or your accounting software
  • Not an ERP or inventory-management suite
  • It does not file your taxes or submit filings for you
  • It never moves money or commits to spend on its own
  • It is not the Privacy NAS matter vault (see below)

Before anything that touches money or makes a commitment — an entry, a payment, an order, an outbound reply — a human confirms it. The assistant prepares the work; you sign off. Phone numbers are provisioned through Twilio; carrier registration for new business lines is in progress, so turning up a brand-new number can take a few days.

Two boxes, one family

Need to keep privileged files private, not just the front desk?

Two boxes: the Privacy Box keeps privileged files private; the Office Box keeps the front desk private
The Office Box vs. the Privacy Box

The Office Box keeps your front desk private — the calls, the recordings, and the everyday office work. It is not the encrypted matter vault built for confidential client files.

If your work is privileged or confidential — a law firm, a practice, anyone under a duty of confidentiality — the Privacy Box (B-Ai Box) adds the on-premises matter vault with per-matter access, grounded answers with sources, and lawyer-supervised drafting.

Two boxes: one keeps the front desk private; one keeps privileged files private.  See the Privacy Box (B-Ai Box) →

Pricing

The Office Box

Receptionist + office assistant, assembled and installed. Your hardware, your data.

$3,495

one-time — appliance + software, configured and installed. Banksy Care (updates, monitoring, support) available — ask for founding terms.

Get started

Don't take our word for it. Call it.

(631) 910-6840